Ok, he runs off with my MacBook. I grab him.
Wow, I am just sitting at my local Starbucks on 2nd and 9th street, heart of NYC’s Lower East Side (LES). I’m chatting on the phone with Ben from Yogalocal, when this guy just calmly walks over, grabs my Mac laptop and runs like hell down 9th street. It was like a slow motion accident. I run out the door, fly like the wind, and grab him. Put him in a headlock, and say “Dude, that’s my life. You are not stealing my MacBook.”
He looks into my eyes and figures it’s his neck slowly being crushed or handing me back the laptop. I get the laptop. He takes off like a rocket.
Ok, Yogi powers, and 70 Perfect Pushups a day.
Preceptress
